See that? That's Antigua, which, we're told, is somewhere in the Caribbean. And, for the next seven days, that's where we're going to be. Yep: We're going on vacation. We need one; we're starting to see those Roethlisberger pictures in our sleep.
But never you fear: Deadspin is in good hands while we're gone. (We think it's likely it'll improve.) We're going to have a revolving door of three different editors in charge, and they're all smarter than we are, so be nice. They are: The Mighty MJD, your weekend guru and king of all he surveys; Rick Chandler, Deadspin associate editor who writes more daily posts than you probably think he does; and A.J. Daulerio, our Super Bowl correspondent and occasional tackling dummy. Here's their schedule:
Thursday, February 16: A.J. Daulerio
Friday, February 17-Sunday February 19: The Mighty MJD
Monday, February 20: Rick Chandler
Tuesday, February 21: A.J. Daulerio
Wednesday, February 22: The Mighty MJD
Thursday, February 23: Rick Chandler
And that Friday, we'll be back, hopefully tan and with our blood consisting of 45 percent rum. Until then, though, we're going cold turkey: No email, no cellphones, nothing but a crate of dramamine, a snorkel and a couple of jars of mayonnaise. So send your tips to firstname.lastname@example.org, and they'll weave their way to the correct editor. And we'll see you when we return. Be safe out there.