What to watch as your houseboat snaps its moorings and floats toward Cuba ...
• MLB: Atlanta at New York Mets. Best record in baseball gets the litmus test against Braves. [ESPN]
• NHL: Dallas at Detroit; Los Angeles at San Jose. Welcome to the Shark Tank. Please do not tap on glass, they hate that. [OLN]
• NBA: Cavaliers at Celtics. Hold on, we haven't finished printing our "Zydrunas Ilgauskas Rocks!" sign. Wait up, you guys! [WUAB]