Part of me thinks Tulsa's introduction of a Golden Retriever mascot is a way to distract attention from the FBI investigation into a sports betting ring involving the former AD. But another, more insistent part of me says shut up look at the puppy look at her little face!

Five-month-old Goldie will make her official debut as the university's "dog ambassador" at the home opener on Sept. 7. But she's already padding around campus, getting the lay of the land, and generally just being the most precious little thing you've ever seen. Tulsa has set up an Instagram account for Goldie, and MY GOD this isn't even fair.