TV Anchor Warns New Yorkers To Not Eat Maybe Ebola-Infected Poop

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Bad news, y'all: Ebola is in New York. You may think you're screwed. You may think this is the only logical conclusion to Obama's America. You may even be right. Luckily, NY1's Errol Louis knows how to fight this plague: If you're prone to putting random feces in your mouth, don't do that for a while. Wait for all of this blow over. Seriously.