• We won't pretend that this isn't pretty much the coolest thing to ever run on this Web site.
• Chris Berman will steal your girl, and Tony Kornheiser just found himself his first catchphrase.
• The Miami Heat, beautiful, baby!
• Darren Daulton veers somewhat toward the unbalanced.
• Not a good week to be a ninja in Georgia.
• Barry Bonds must go down. It might be excessive, but we're not exactly weeping in empathy.
• Mob rule will settle this steroid business.
• Sean Taylor's prosecutor parties harder than he does.
OK, since our road trip just started, we're going to sleep for a while. Enjoy The Mighty MJD all weekend, and we'll back Monday. Ladies, be on guard this weekend, and gentlemen, keep your women close: Chris Berman could strike anywhere, anytime. See you Monday.