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Brian Cashman has a permanently tortured look on his face and the eyes of a man who hasn't slept in 20 years. Maybe he secretly agrees with this fan, that the team he's devoted half his life to just isn't worth sticking up for anymore. Give him a few more weeks of Yankee melodrama this year and you'll be able to convince him to wear something like this in a photograph.

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