ESPN scoured its message boards this morning to find its cleverest, boldest, most enlightening comment, and chose this one above all others ...

• "Candace Parker has played with more heart the past two games than I've seen in quite a while!" — Michael6578

Previous ESPN Featured Comment of the Day, plus a Featured Deadspin Response or two ...

• "How fun is it to watch Donovan and Beckham play brilliantly with each other?" — kmoney113

• I don't know, kmoney113 — tell me. Because I'm still not going to watch fucking soccer. — Chamomiles Davis