And why wouldn't he? When you're a rocker like JD and the Straight Shot (get it, get it!) you can't be expected to pour all your efforts into a perpetually losing team steeped in sexual harassment. No way, man. You got to feel the vibe. Ride the proverbial dragon, strum those strings. You're a rocker, dude. Doubt me? Google ads knows good rockers when they see them.

And by see them, I mean give them money for the ads. Does anyone doubt that Dolan is paying more for his Google banner ads than anyone else in the country? He should have saved the cash and bought an ad on Marbury's head.

NYK owner advertises band with Google banner ad [SportsByBrooks]
JD and the Straight Shot [Official Band Site]

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