Patrick Kane Is More Alcohol Than Man At This Point
It's apparently Patrick Kane week here at Deadspin. So please accept this dump of assorted drunken sightings of the Blackhawks hero tooling around with Jimmy Buffett, rocking the flat-brimmed Reds cap, and getting "iced."

On Saturday, Kane took the cup onstage with Jimmy Buffett (yes, that's a beach ball sitting in it). Damage: one margarita, one lost shaker of salt.
Kaner brings the cup to a Buffalo pizzeria, fills it with blue cheese dip for wings. Yes, really. Damage: I dunno, some beer probably.

The Cup hops a ride on a party bus in Buffalo. Damage: whatever people drink on party buses.

At an unidentified bar earlier this month. Damage: one bottle of Jack.

From the same bar, this time with a Cincinnati Reds cap. Damage: contents of one red plastic cup, one pitstain.
Kane getting "iced" by a bro at Chicago's Sluggers bar. Damage: one Smirnoff Ice.

Visiting kids at the Roswell Park Cancer Institute in Buffalo. Hopefully sober. Damage: one warmed heart.


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