That piece of crap is my phone. The first time I dropped it in the kitchen, it cracked a little. The second time I drunkenly dropped it on the sidewalk, it became worse. Then, after diving on the ground during a fake grenade attack (long story), the phone ended up in this despicable condition. It's still moderately functional, but it sure ain't pretty. So the Gizmodo crew challenged us and are convinced that their supercilious readership of hackers and coffeehouse baristas will have iPhones in worse condition than you, handsome, active, Deadspin readers. Prove them wrong.
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