Prior to the recent love-on-the-rocks update that Chicago Bears QB Jay Cutler and reality someone-or-other Kristin Cavallari chose not to become man and wife after all, friends and well-wishers pretty much hit everything the couple asked for on their Crate & Barrel registry.
Alas, Crate & Barrel apparently hasn't been apprised that the nuptials are not to be, for the registry is still active. If you're so inclined, Jaistin still seeks three sizes of candle holders and a $34.95 large bowl. Poor things. Maybe Ditka will find it in his heart to cheer ole Jay up.
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