Nope.

So on May 4 in Brazil, two soccer teams were playing in an amateur game—an amateur game—when one team won a penalty, then converted. Then a crew of people, who've been described in Brazilian media as bandits and were, we guess, just chilling and watching the game with their AK-47s, decided to fire said assault rifles.

Most of the fans ducked for cover and then, pressed up against the fence, looked on as the Brazil kit-rocking bandits shot into the air for uncomfortably long amount of time. Like, 30 seconds. It was stupid, and for some reason, captured in portrait mode. And then, we guess, the teams started playing again, maybe?

See you next month.

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