It’s the question of our time, really: Did Dallas Cowboys rookie free agent lineman La’el Collins help himself to a free tossed salad? A self-proclaimed “orally gifted” escort who goes by the handle of THROATZILLA certainly thinks so, and she publicly unloaded both barrels on Collins earlier this month by making her accusations public. The validity of those delightful accusations is the subject of this week’s Deadcast.

Here is Throatzilla’s full statement about the alleged incident:

I’m an escort & lael Collins hired me to eat his a** & give him head last Sunday but when it came time to pay, he said he meant he would take me out to eat. After us arguing for 20 minutes he agreed to pay me Thursday.

So when Thursday came, he made me delete his number & all of our text messages, but I requested them from Sprint he has now changed his number but I blasted him on Twitter & him & his agent got my Twitter deleted.

Intriguing! Oh, but we’ve got more than just butt action this week, gang. We’re also talking about Jason Whitlock’s “firing” (as much as you can be fired while still getting paid to be a moron), terrible baseball takes, Rachel Dolezal, James Bond, and more. Join Marchman as I as we once again struggle to gracefully transition from one subject to the next. If you have anything you’d like to hear discussed on the revived podcast, just send it in to tips@deadspin.com with the subject line DEADCAST. You can listen to the show here or download it over at the iTunes store.

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