Pictured: Phoenix’s Alex Len, who is butt. Art by Jim Cooke; source photo credit: AP

Many NBA teams have bright, bushy-tailed youths on them. Some of these youths will become cool and good professional basketball stars, but some of them, I am sorry to report, are butt. Here, in no particular order, are some young NBA players who are butt.

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Emmanuel Mudiay
Harrison Barnes
Alex Len
Ben McLemore
Hollis Thompson
Bradley Beal
Jared Sullinger
Nerlens Noel
Michael Carter-Williams
Nik Stauskas
Aaron Gordon
Mo Harkless
Willie Cauley-Stein
Elfrid Payton
Meyers Leonard
Jerami Grant
Kelly Olynyk
Mario Hezonja
Jabari Parker
Robert Covington
Mason Plumlee
Shabazz Muhammad
Trey Burke
Jahlil Okafor

Put these players in the toilet. Thank you.