Here's Your Champagne-Soaked Gallery Of Red Sox Celebration PicturesS

I would lament the wasting of absurd amounts of all kinds of alcohol to the air, ground, and clothes of those in attendance, but holy shit, this looks like so much fun.

Here's Your Champagne-Soaked Gallery Of Red Sox Celebration PicturesS

Here's David Ortiz taking a relative sip from one of those championship staple mega-sized champagne bottles. I hope no one got in the way when they started swinging the empty one. [David J. Phillip/AP]

Here's Your Champagne-Soaked Gallery Of Red Sox Celebration PicturesS

Koji Uehara, who is the best, is caught unawares by beer to the head. [Elsa/Getty]

Here's Your Champagne-Soaked Gallery Of Red Sox Celebration PicturesS

Jacoby Ellsbury and Ortiz saying "challenge: accepted." [Elsa/Getty]

Here's Your Champagne-Soaked Gallery Of Red Sox Celebration PicturesS

David Ross dancing. I imagine Drake's "Worst Behavior" is playing in the background. [Elsa/Getty]

Here's Your Champagne-Soaked Gallery Of Red Sox Celebration PicturesS

Jacoby Ellsbury about to take a blowtorch to a champagne bottle, presumably. [Elsa/Getty]

Here's Your Champagne-Soaked Gallery Of Red Sox Celebration PicturesS

Ellsbury spraying champagne. It actually may be more fun to do that than drink it. [Elsa/Getty]

Here's Your Champagne-Soaked Gallery Of Red Sox Celebration PicturesS

And here's Mike Napoli, showing us what unadultreated happiness looks like. [David J. Phillip/AP]

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