Ohio's ABC 13 brings us this report on a Jordan 11 release rescheduled to Saturday because of an unruly crowd on Wednesday. Paul Moses was the local news protagonist who bought the shoes at the Franklin Park mall that morning, and he applauded the police's approach on Saturday as being much better than Wednesday's. Moses's friends added some much needed commentary, too.

The best part, however, was when Moses licked one of the shoes then tried to get McKenzie Kuehnlein to hold it. Instead, Kuehnlein patted the shoe, like one would pet a small dog, and did her best to close out the report.

H/t to Drew