Here's a fun blurb from Memphis's daily, the Commercial Appeal, attributing a humorous malapoopism to Tony Allen. Marc Gasol has a Grade 2 sprain of his MCL in his left knee and is out indefinitely. This is problematic for the Grizzlies and worse for the Appeal.
Geoff Calkins, the columnist who ushered us to this wonderful page from 1D, offers what can only be described as some pretty makeshit support of his editorial staff.
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