Look, it was almost impossible to live up to the greatness of Dunk City Vol. 1: Greatest Dunk City Rap Video Featuring Bambi Ever, but it feels like they didn't even try with this one.

Where are the dunked stuffed animals? What happened to Bambi? She's so subdued. Where is the fiery, buhbuhbuhbeagle-spewing MC we all fell in love with?

There's no oomph in this one. Just a slow, grim march to the finish. It's a funeral dirge, not a hype video. This one's called "Dunk City 2 Eagles Throwin' Alleys" and features cameos from the team, but it's a shadow of the OG.