During the Great Pierogi Race between innings of last night's Cubs-Pirates game at PNC Park, one fan hopped the fence and took off in hot pursuit of those savory, anthropomorphic dumplings. High-stepping across the outfield, shedding clothes as he went, he tried to escape over a low wall in right. He did not make it.
The statement from a PNC Park spokesperson:
"PNC Park security staff correctly followed procedures in tracking down the individual. The individual was then taken by Pittsburgh Police to a PNC Park security office where he was cited for trespassing. The person now faces court proceedings and penalties."