Somebody At LSU's Pro Day Asked If A Spandex Shorts-Clad Russell Shepard "Could Run With A Snake In His Pants"

ESPN3 is one of the WWL's best offerings, from its multi-screen coverage of tennis events to its always reliable Sri Lankan cricket broadcasts. This time of year the online channel is full of live pro day coverage, and yesterday found ESPN's Tom Hart and Andre Ware in Baton Rouge for LSU's exhibition of talent. »3/28/13 11:01am3/28/13 11:01am

Get A Load Of Teddy Bridgewater's Dong In This Game Program From Last Week

A little (ha) palate cleanser: Get a load of Teddy Bridgewater, quarterback for Louiville, hero of the Big East title game, in this game program from Louisville's match-up with UConn last weekeend.
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Which one of you guys plays quarterback? Seriously, though, compression shorts are not for everyone. We learned that

CSN Chicago Brings Us More Locker-Room Dong, And This One Appears To Belong To Kevin Youkilis [NSFW] [UPDATE]

Terry Francona once quipped about Kevin Youkilis's Greek God of Walks moniker: "I've seen him in the shower: he's not the Greek God of anything." It seems we may have the opportunity here to judge for ourselves, as this CSN Chicago locker room interview with White Sox pitcher Pedro Hernandez accidentally spies a… »7/19/12 12:00pm7/19/12 12:00pm

Which Mets Player's Dong Did SNY Broadcast After Santana's No-Hitter? (NSFW)

SNY went justifiably nuts after Johan Santana pitched the Mets' first no-hitter, and the team's flagship network took advantage of the occasion to interview various Mets players about the feat. So here's a clip of their interview with pitcher R.A. Dickey, during which an unidentified dong emerges around the time… »6/01/12 11:42pm6/01/12 11:42pm

How A Heisman Finalist's Penis Ended Up On The Internet

We already knew LSU cornerback Tyrann Mathieu was a pro. Forget his onfield play; dude already had an awesome nickname and a failed drug test. But yesterday turned out to be the ultimate rite of passage for Mathieu, as he knocked two major accomplishments off his star athlete checklist in one day: get nominated for a… »12/06/11 11:15am12/06/11 11:15am

Ron Artest Is Still A Little Confused About Why Deadspin Was Calling His Phone

Here's what he told the LA Times: ""You know what man, it was kind of crazy," Artest said. "People are trying to pull not even pranks, but try to stir something up that doesn't make any sense. It really doesn't make any sense. People call you and then pull pranks. I never shied away from the media. You can't be trying… »7/31/11 6:30pm7/31/11 6:30pm

A Special Announcement From Deadspin's Distinguished Dongbudsman About Ron Artest

Greetings, dong-centric readers of Deadspin. Earlier today, we published two stories pertaining to NBA player Ron Artest, soon to be known as Metta World Peace, and his interactions with a young woman through numerous libidinous SMS messages from May of this year. So far, we've only published censored versions of the… »7/25/11 7:00pm7/25/11 7:00pm