Bode Miller Accidentally Destroyed His Wife's Face With A Golf Ball

That butchered face you see there belongs to professional volleyball player Morgan (Beck) Miller, who happens to be the wife of Bode Miller, the alpine skiing Olympic gold medalist and world champion. Seems the Millers were out playing a little golf together yesterday. And we can safely conclude that Bode Miller… » 12/13/12 11:50am 12/13/12 11:50am

Olympics Field Guide: Kerri Walsh Jennings And Misty May-Treanor,…

Names: Kerri Walsh Jennings and Misty May-Treanor » 8/04/12 1:30pm 8/04/12 1:30pm

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Reuters Writes Longest Article Ever About Bikinis

The question of whether women competing in beach volleyball at the London Games will take advantage of new rules allowing for a uniform other than the traditional bikini is surely an important one to someone out there. » 7/29/12 10:30am 7/29/12 10:30am

American Beach Volleyball Players Respect The Sanctity Of The Bikini

You may notice some wardrobe changes while watching beach volleyball at these Olympics: A good number of teams will forego the traditional bikini in favor of loose-fitting shorts and t-shirts. But not the principled American women! The U.S. beach volleyball team will stick with the briefest of uniforms that they've… » 7/27/12 11:15am 7/27/12 11:15am

What Does The New Beach Volleyball Dress Code Have To Do With Sharia…

The eminences grises of the Fédération Internationale de Volleyball laid down their decree for the London games not so long ago: female beach volleyball players could, if they wanted, ditch their bikinis for shorts or bodysuits. According to the internet, this is yet another Olympic concession to evil, ascendant… » 5/03/12 11:00am 5/03/12 11:00am

NCAA Sanctions Div. I Beach ... Er, Sand Volleyball

Sport to get underway in 2010-11, but NCAA changes name from "beach" to "sand" so that landlocked schools don't get depressed. [ESPN] » 4/22/09 5:15pm 4/22/09 5:15pm

Woman Faints During Live TV Interview

A local TV interview with the organizer of a beach volleyball tournament goes horribly awry. (There's a sentence I never thought I'd write.) To be fair, beach volleyball makes everyone light headed. [WMBB] » 3/25/09 12:15pm 3/25/09 12:15pm

Dalhausser, Rogers Will Drink Your Milkshake

J ust when you thought it could go on no longer, more Olympics! Here are some highlights ... » 8/22/08 12:15pm 8/22/08 12:15pm Despite this sequence here where Phil Dalhausser did his best impersonation of Mr. Met, the U.S. men's team of Dalhausser and Todd Rogers came from behind to beat Brazilians Marcio Araujo and Fabio Magalhaes and give America a…

May-Treanor, Walsh Grab Gold, China Grabs Something Else

She's already got Dubya's handprints all over her ass, so Kerri Walsh hardly notices this, one would assume. Walsh and Misty May-Treanor brought home the gold for the good ol' USA once again, beating the People's Republic of Cop-A-Feel 2-0 (21-18, 21-18) early Thursday morning in Women's Parking Lot Volleyball. The… » 8/21/08 10:45am 8/21/08 10:45am

May-Treanor And Walsh Are Like A Shark Riding On An Elephant's Back,…

Beach volleyball speaks to me about the innovative nature of America. Here we have a spinoff sport, where two people are doing the same work originally done by six, and doing it on arguably the slowest surface one could find in any sport. And the juggernaut that is Misty May-Treanor and Kerri Walsh has plowed through… » 8/17/08 10:44am 8/17/08 10:44am

America Rules The World In Beach-Related Sports

Highlights from your Olympic Games, including chicks in bikinis, the state-of-the-art Phelps Tracker, and pixie-like gymnasts ... Michael Phelps this. Michael Phelps that. What, no love for Kerri Walsh and Misty May-Treanor, possibly the most dominating force in the Olympics this decade? The Americans clobbered Cuba… » 8/12/08 10:15am 8/12/08 10:15am

Cuervo Girl Throws A Pretty Decent Splitter

There are many many reasons to enjoy AVP Tour volleyball, not the least of which is pictured here. Becoming a Cuervo girl, I hear, not only requires a certain body type, but one must also have a variety of promotional mini-volleyball deliveries. This one here appears to be two-seam fastball. But I called for a… » 7/15/08 11:30am 7/15/08 11:30am

New Jersey Beaches - Syringe Accident-Free Since Friday

The one element of beach volleyball no major sport has to endure is the ability to move around, with great ease, on shifting sand. Sure, turf toe can be a concern for football and baseball, but mobility is severely curbed on beach volleyball courts, because the playing surface moves around. To boot, if a beach… » 7/08/07 1:10pm 7/08/07 1:10pm