Genius Bear Is Too Smart And Strong For Bullshit-Ass Electric-Deer Gag

Some scientist or whatever decided he wanted to hang an electrified deer carcass in the woods in order to see what would happen when a bear tried to eat the deer. Why did he do this? I don't know, man. Because he's a dickhead. But the good news is that this experiment was quickly and thoroughly torn to shit by a smart… » 10/02/14 2:24pm 10/02/14 2:24pm

Townsfolk Embark On Thrilling Mission To Remove Bucket From Bear's Head

For weeks, the people of Perry Township, Penn., had been crossing paths with a black bear that had its head stuck in a plastic bucket. The bear became known as Bucket Bear, and the townspeople's concerns became so great that they made a Facebook page dedicated to saving Bucket Bear from his bucket, something the local… » 9/03/14 3:15pm 9/03/14 3:15pm

Look at This Bear Walking Around New Jersey Like He's a Human

In the video above, a black bear wanders a quiet suburban New Jersey neighborhood on his two hind legs, pausing only to peek into a trash can just like a New Jersey person would. "No good trash in there!" the bear probably said to himself before walking off into the woods. Great job, bear. [UPDATE: We now have more… » 8/06/14 3:03pm 8/06/14 3:03pm

Cool Bear Settles In For A Back Scratch, Gets Himself A Surprise Donut

Here's a bear just enjoying his day, treating himself to a nice back scratch on a big tree that is perfectly suited for back scratches (those aren't as easy to come by as you might think). Just when he was about to leave and get on with his day, something caught his eye. Waitagoddamnminute, is that a donut? Fuuuck… » 5/09/14 4:02pm 5/09/14 4:02pm