Here's A Bear To Help You Rise Above The Bullshit

How's your week been? Unless you're, like, George Clooney, you've probably found yourself muttering something along the lines of, "Man, this is bullshit ..." while dealing with some bullshit. Maybe your boss upbraided you for some crap that wasn't your fault, or maybe you haven't yet gotten your bi-weekly paycheck… » 3/13/15 5:14pm 3/13/15 5:14pm

Extra-Cool Polar Bear Discovers Many Ways To Enjoy His Items

It is apparently International Polar Bear Day, and you should celebrate by watching this video of a very dope polar bear discovering all the fun things he can do with the weird crap the zookeepers decided to put in his habitat. » 2/27/15 5:50pm 2/27/15 5:50pm

Nice Russian Man Feeds A Hungry Bear Through His Window

This Russian bear was hungry as hell and looking for some late-night eats, so he came to a kind man's window to check out the snack situation. Luckily for this bear, it is Russian tradition (it might even be a law, in fact) to keep a bowl of raw meat near every window in one's house, just in case a situation like this… » 2/17/15 9:23am 2/17/15 9:23am

We're in a Technological Arms Race with Bears for Our Food

It's almost impossible to secure yourself against a food raid from bears. That's because these giant mammals are clever tool users, and they share their tech knowledge with other bears nearby. As a result, bear-proofing technology rarely works for more than a couple of decades before every bear knows how to crack it. » 1/28/15 4:58pm 1/28/15 4:58pm

The 2014 Deadspin Bear Of The Year

Deadspin is pleased to announce our 2014 Bear of the Year. After a great deal of consideration and deliberation, we arrived at a clear choice: Genius Bear Who Was Too Smart And Strong For Bullshit-Ass Electric-Deer Gag. » 12/30/14 2:10pm 12/30/14 2:10pm

Get Your Christmas Crap The Fuck Out Of This Bear's Face, Please

It's almost Christmas, and you're in the holiday spirit, so it's understandable that you want to go around decking the halls and whatnot. But please try to remember that bears don't care about Christmas, because bears are not vapid and materialistic creatures, so don't go putting your plush Santa in a bear's favorite… » 12/19/14 4:47pm 12/19/14 4:47pm

This Panda Is One Cute-As-Shit Action Hero

This GIF becomes 100 percent funnier if you imagine that there is a hail of gunfire coming at the panda from the right side of the frame. Go ahead and do that right now. » 12/12/14 5:34pm 12/12/14 5:34pm

Panda Bear Takes Some Snow Tumbles, Knows What Livin' Is All About

The snow might be wrecking everyone else's shit right now, but it's treating this big panda bear named Da Mao pretty well. » 11/21/14 5:15pm 11/21/14 5:15pm

Mischievous Lil' Pandas Refuse To Take Their Medicine

This is what happened when a zoo keeper in China—who has some pretty dope boots, by the way—tried to feed some medicine to two of the young pandas being held in the zoo. Dude's plan was to squirt the medicine into their mouths with a syringe; the pandas' plan was to fight this jabroni and get him the fuck out of their… » 10/31/14 5:50pm 10/31/14 5:50pm

Memphis Grizzlies Honor Baby In Bear Suit At Halfcourt

During a timeout in the Memphis Grizzlies' opener last night, mascot Grizz brought a baby to halfcourt while The Lion King's "Circle of Life" played. Now "Circle of Life" is playing in your head as you read this. » 10/30/14 2:45pm 10/30/14 2:45pm

Grizzly Bear Steals One Of Those Cameras You Strap To Your Head

Some guy put one of those dumb cameras that people are always strapping to their heads on a bridge in an effort to scope out some bears. Some bears did indeed get scoped, but one of them got the last laugh when he snatched the little camera and took off with it. » 10/24/14 3:45pm 10/24/14 3:45pm

Obedient Black Bear Doesn't Want Any Trouble, Man. OK? It's All Good.

Hey, hey, hey, take it easy, chief. Nobody here wants any kind of problem, all right? Everything's cool. Just be cool. » 10/21/14 11:29am 10/21/14 11:29am

Genius Bear Is Too Smart And Strong For Bullshit-Ass Electric-Deer Gag

Some scientist or whatever decided he wanted to hang an electrified deer carcass in the woods in order to see what would happen when a bear tried to eat the deer. Why did he do this? I don't know, man. Because he's a dickhead. But the good news is that this experiment was quickly and thoroughly torn to shit by a smart… » 10/02/14 2:24pm 10/02/14 2:24pm

Old-Ass, Fat-Ass Bear Roams Around Canadian Neighborhood

The residents of Port Coquitlam, British Columbia, have spent the last few days hosting a very old, very fat, and very chill bear. » 9/26/14 11:25am 9/26/14 11:25am

There Are No Pandas On Metta World Peace's New Panda Shoes

Metta World Peace is going to be playing basketball in China this year, and he's going to be calling himself The Friendly Panda, or something. Anyway, he's also going to be wearing the shoes you see above, because Metta World Peace does whatever he wants. » 9/23/14 9:39am 9/23/14 9:39am

Lil Baby Bear Has Itself A Good-Ass Time On A Golf Course

This bear is both cool and good. This bear is just hanging out on a golf green when it suddenly notices the flag pin. Oh. Oh damn. What's going on with this flag thing over here? » 9/10/14 4:54pm 9/10/14 4:54pm

Townsfolk Embark On Thrilling Mission To Remove Bucket From Bear's Head

For weeks, the people of Perry Township, Penn., had been crossing paths with a black bear that had its head stuck in a plastic bucket. The bear became known as Bucket Bear, and the townspeople's concerns became so great that they made a Facebook page dedicated to saving Bucket Bear from his bucket, something the local… » 9/03/14 3:15pm 9/03/14 3:15pm

Look at This Bear Walking Around New Jersey Like He's a Human

In the video above, a black bear wanders a quiet suburban New Jersey neighborhood on his two hind legs, pausing only to peek into a trash can just like a New Jersey person would. "No good trash in there!" the bear probably said to himself before walking off into the woods. Great job, bear. [UPDATE: We now have more… » 8/06/14 3:03pm 8/06/14 3:03pm