Brett Myers and The Philadelphia Police Department Welcome you To Watch Monday Night Football With Them

So here's a fun photo taken in the early morning hours after the decisive game 5, when Phillies pitcher Brett Myers was stopped by Philly police officers after he attempted to cross over a blocked off portion of Broad Street. At first Myers was told he couldn't pass, but once several officers recognized him, they… » 11/03/08 6:30pm 11/03/08 6:30pm

Loaded Feature Stories That Make It Abundantly Clear Why Newspapers Suck

Yes, that's Brett Myers, Phillies number two pitcher, who many of you only know as the man who punched his wife in the face outside a Boston bar back in June of 2006 » 10/29/08 11:15am 10/29/08 11:15am. Given his penchant for violence and , it would seem completely ridiculous for a newspaper to do a feature story on Myers' part-time hobby: But that's…

It's Always Sunny In San Francisco, Apparently

Philadelphia pitcher Brett Myers, everybody's favorite wife flattener, returned to the Phillies yesterday for a game against the Giants in San Francisco. Before the game, he had given a statement apologizing for his actions and saying he was getting counseling. It sounded sincere enough that you would almost believe… » 7/17/06 12:45pm 7/17/06 12:45pm