The Astros Are Confident Brett Myers Won't Punch His Wife In The Face…

"We did our due diligence, we talked to the Phillies, we talked to Brett and we're satisfied that this is not going to be an ongoing problem." [Philly.com] » 1/13/10 3:00pm 1/13/10 3:00pm

Another Long Night In The Brett Myers Household

In case you missed it, one more special gem from the NLCS celebration last night—Brett Myers goes in for the smooch. Denied. [TheFightins] » 10/22/09 12:50pm 10/22/09 12:50pm

Brett Myers Just Can't Stop Being An A-Hole

The Phillies cantankerous pitcher Brett Myers is attempting to bounce back this season to inject life into the team's depleted bullpen, but first he has to let his eye socket heal after it landed on a fist. » 8/19/09 5:45pm 8/19/09 5:45pm

Brett Myers and The Philadelphia Police Department Welcome you To Watch…

So here's a fun photo taken in the early morning hours after the decisive game 5, when Phillies pitcher Brett Myers was stopped by Philly police officers after he attempted to cross over a blocked off portion of Broad Street. At first Myers was told he couldn't pass, but once several officers recognized him, they… » 11/03/08 6:30pm 11/03/08 6:30pm

Loaded Feature Stories That Make It Abundantly Clear Why Newspapers Suck

Yes, that's Brett Myers, Phillies number two pitcher, who many of you only know as the man who punched his wife in the face outside a Boston bar back in June of 2006 » 10/29/08 11:15am 10/29/08 11:15am. Given his penchant for violence and , it would seem completely ridiculous for a newspaper to do a feature story on Myers' part-time hobby: But that's…

Sometimes It's Good To Walk

So, it's funny, the day I find out I'm (officially) moving away from Philadelphia, back to New York, a day when I'm dutifully counting off personal items and crappy furniture, examining dying plants, and doing all that stuff you do when life doesn't turn out the way it's supposed to, becomes one of my most memorable… » 10/03/08 9:15am 10/03/08 9:15am

Pennsylvania's Lehigh Valley: Where Wife-Punching Pitchers Go To Die


Phillies opening day starter Brett Myers, has thrown his last high fastball up in the zone at the major league level for a little while. The Phillies, fed up with his putridity, have decided to send Myers down to the minors, in a last ditch effort to salvage his once formidable arm. » 7/01/08 5:30pm 7/01/08 5:30pm

Brett Myers Wishes To Clear The Air

Only one apology in this edition of Who's Sorry Now?, if we're not counting Michael Vick. It's Phillies reliever Brett Myers, who expresses regret over calling Philadelphia Inquirer reporter Sam Carchidi "a retard" during a terse exchange Saturday. Myers had given up a couple of home runs against the Padres, and… » 8/28/07 11:10am 8/28/07 11:10am

No, Brett Myers didn't punch anybody after last night's game. But he was curious if the fill-in beat reporter was retarded. I wonder if he would have felt bad if the reporter actually was mentally challenged. Probably not. [Babes Love Baseball] » 8/26/07 12:30pm 8/26/07 12:30pm

Brett Myers' Easily Misinterpreted Punches To The Face

So, remember that Philadelphia minority owner who said Brett Myers' wife was lying when she said he hit her? At the time, he was publicly shushed by the other owners, and now it's easy to see why. » 8/14/06 4:15pm 8/14/06 4:15pm

It's Always Sunny In San Francisco, Apparently

Philadelphia pitcher Brett Myers, everybody's favorite wife flattener, returned to the Phillies yesterday for a game against the Giants in San Francisco. Before the game, he had given a statement apologizing for his actions and saying he was getting counseling. It sounded sincere enough that you would almost believe… » 7/17/06 12:45pm 7/17/06 12:45pm

Phillies Owner Says Myers' Wife Is A Damned Liar

It was a mistake, as they later admitted, for the Phillies to allow Brett Myers to pitch just two days after he was arrested for punching his wife in the face on a crowded Boston street. But a bigger mistake, we think, might be the team's owner claiming that Myers' wife is a liar. Quoth Bill Giles, one of the… » 7/11/06 4:15pm 7/11/06 4:15pm

Hey, Kids, Come Out To The Park!

We encourage all kids in the Philadelphia area to get their tickets now for August 20 at Citizens Bank Park, for a very special Phillies promotion for a Sunday afternoon game against the Nationals: It's The Brett Myers Back-To-School Pack! » 6/27/06 5:45pm 6/27/06 5:45pm

Brett Myers Punched His Wife In The Face

It is commonplace among Major League Baseball teams to send the starting pitchers for upcoming road series ahead of the team, allowing them to get on a normal travel schedule. That's what the Philadelphia Phillies did with starter Brett Myers, who was scheduled to pitch against Boston tomorrow afternoon. Problem was,… » 6/23/06 12:15pm 6/23/06 12:15pm