Metta World Peace's "Stiff Cha-Cha" Doesn't Get Past The First Round Of…

Not content to spend the lockout doing "hasty and shapeless" stand-up comedy, The Dong Texter Formerly Known As Ron Artest has gone one-and-done on "Dancing With The Stars." If you wish, feel free to view his effort here. The Los Angeles Times said his was a "stiff cha-cha" that was simultaneously "buckets o'… » 9/21/11 1:20pm 9/21/11 1:20pm

Hines Ward, NFL's Dirtiest Player And Dancer, Almost Paralyzed His…

Hines Ward unintentionally body-slammed his partner, Kym Johnson, during a rehearsal for the show Dancing With The Stars last week. She suffered a sprained vertebrae and returned for what could only have been an "emotional" and "teary" and "inspiring" performance with Ward — and, having survived a full-on hit from… » 5/17/11 2:15pm 5/17/11 2:15pm