You Need To Read This Oral History Of Fire Joe Morgan

Our pals at The Classical are running a three-part oral history of the late and beloved blog, Fire Joe Morgan. It includes gems such as this: » 12/19/12 2:15pm 12/19/12 2:15pm

The Fire Joe Morgan Pledge Drive Is Nearing Its Goal

Ken Tremendous checks in: "$4680 has been donated, so our $5000 is right around the corner." Donate in Mike Celizic's memory to the Dana-Farber Cancer Institute or Sloan-Kettering and send a copy of your receipt to FJMtips@gmail.com. » 9/29/10 10:30am 9/29/10 10:30am

Little Man, Gigantic Exaggeration Of His Abilities

When Deadspin asked us to write these articles, we went back and forth a few times on the date, and eventually settled on Sept. 22. I'd like to believe that somehow, that's because we knew, or perhaps sensed, that this article was going to be published on Sept. 20. » 9/22/10 3:45pm 9/22/10 3:45pm

Reports Of Murray Chass’s Sanity Have Been Greatly Exaggerated

Murray Chass is still writing a blog about how he hates blogs. It's pretty delightful, in an Away from Her kind of way. 

Sometimes he even writes about baseball. He's usually wrong. Let's say "fuck" a bunch! » 9/22/10 3:00pm 9/22/10 3:00pm

Is This Normal?

There's something in this article that is incredibly weird and scary. So, as you prepare to read it...just be cool. Relax your shoulders. Buy a nice sound machine and set it to "Babbling Brook." Take deep breaths, in through your nose, out through your mouth. » 9/22/10 1:15pm 9/22/10 1:15pm

EXTRA! EXTRA! Jeter Has Best Year Yet!

Have you heard that Derek Jeter's having an off year? It's total horseshit! Derek Jeter is the sixth-best hitter in baseball this year. It's completely true! » 9/22/10 10:15am 9/22/10 10:15am

You Wanted The Best, You Got The Best, The Hottest Non-Working Blog In…

Lock up your Plaschkes and hide your David Eckstein bobbleheads tomorrow, shitbirds, because Ken Tremendous, DAK, and Junior return to plunge a pointy stake into the flaccid heart of sports journalism once again. Who's excited? GETEXCITED. » 9/21/10 3:30pm 9/21/10 3:30pm

Help Your Friends At Fire Joe Morgan Make Fun Of Bad Sportswriting

Remember: Fire Joe Morgan returns to Deadspin on Sept. 22. If you come across any atrocious sportswriting in your daily reading—never doubt that someone, somewhere, is saying too nice things about David Eckstein—send a link to fjmtips@gmail.com. » 9/07/10 2:45pm 9/07/10 2:45pm

Here's An Exclusive Clip From Tonight's Parks And Recreation, Featuring…

Friend of the site Ken Tremendous/Michael Schur/Mose Schrute broke a lot of hearts when he left Fire Joe Morgan to create and executive produce Parks and Recreation, but it's probably for the best. » 5/06/10 1:00pm 5/06/10 1:00pm