One FSU Student Was Saved From Gunman When His Books Stopped a Bullet

Amid the brief, terrifying confusion at the entrance of Florida State University's main library last night, one student narrowly avoided being shot by a rampaging gunman. But only hours later, inspecting the books he'd checked out, did the student realize just how narrow his escape was. » 11/20/14 11:20am 11/20/14 11:20am

Jameis Winston Yells "Fuck Her Right In The Pussy," Killing Meme

Florida State quarterback Jameis Winston stood on a table and yelled "fuck her right in the pussy" on campus today, according to a bunch of students who saw him. For the unaware, "Fuck her right in the pussy" was a fake video that turned into a meme, with a few people shouting it on live news broadcasts. It is now… » 9/16/14 4:02pm 9/16/14 4:02pm

Here Is the Video of FSU's Jameis Winston Stealing Crab Legs

Jameis Winston, the Heisman winner, national title champ, and Florida State football hero, can do no wrong according to his biggest boosters—at least, not without incontrovertible evidence. Well, here's some evidence that he's a dumb supermarket thief, if nothing else. » 5/15/14 1:59pm 5/15/14 1:59pm

FSU Artist Behind Jameis Winston Fellatio Painting Explains Inspiration

For those who wanted an explanation for the colorful painting of Florida State quarterback Jameis Winston getting blown by a Pi Kappa Alpha brother, we received an email from Lena NW, the FSU art major who created it. She elucidated her inspiration behind the work. » 5/07/14 11:32pm 5/07/14 11:32pm

FSU Art Student Creates Painting Of Frat Bro Blowing Jameis Winston

FSU Athlete Explains Why Jameis Winston Allegedly Stole Food

Here's Florida State basketball player Marquez White reacting to reports that Jameis Winston was cited for allegedly stealing crab legs from a Publix. » 4/30/14 12:20pm 4/30/14 12:20pm

Report: Jameis Winston Cited For Allegedly Stealing Crab Legs

According to Tomahawk Nation, Florida State quarterback Jameis Winston was recently cited for attempting to steal crab legs from a Publix grocery store. » 4/30/14 11:47am 4/30/14 11:47am

FSU Fan's "Royals" Cover Was Such A Bad Idea

Every sports-themed cover of "Royals" is a no-good, stupid idea, but this one really takes the cake. What makes it so much worse than all the others? I'm gonna go ahead and say all of it. » 4/21/14 1:34pm 4/21/14 1:34pm

I Was Shot And Raped By An FSU Player. I Still Cheer For The Seminoles.

Florida State quarterback Jameis Winston was in the process of driving the Seminoles 80 yards in 1:06 to win a national championship, and Ashley Witherspoon, class of '91, was getting loud. » 4/17/14 4:01pm 4/17/14 4:01pm

Florida State's New Mascot Is Just The Cutest

Meet Cimarron, the new incarnation of a Florida State mascot that apparently existed once but which nobody remembers. FSU already has a mascot, of course, a Native American named Chief Osceola who attempts to set fire to football fields while riding his trusty mount Renegade. Turns out Osceola isn't appropriate for… » 4/30/12 2:45pm 4/30/12 2:45pm

College Football Roundup: Chase Daniel and Warren Buffett Are Boyzzz

The most shocking image of the college football weekend occurred in the second half of Missouri-Nebraska. And it had nothing to do with the fact that Missouri hung 52 on Nebraska before the third quarter ended. It was finding out that Missouri’s chubby and short quarterback who will win the Heisman Trophy is boyz… » 10/06/08 12:30pm 10/06/08 12:30pm