Gilbert Arenas Lives To Hate On Roy Hibbert

Roy Hibbert pooped the bed again last night, failing to score a single point or pull down a single rebound in 18 minutes against the Wizards. Watching Roy Hibbert play like shit for the last eight games has been the most depressing thing about these playoffs, but his struggles have also brought a great deal of joy to… » 5/06/14 9:48am 5/06/14 9:48am

All Javaris Crittenton News Continues To Be Bad News

One-time Washington Wizards lockerroom gun-brandisher Javaris Crittenton, who hasn't played in the NBA since his 2010 arrest on murder charges, was arraigned Wednesday in Atlanta on drug charges. » 1/15/14 9:43pm 1/15/14 9:43pm

Gilbert Arenas Busted With Truck Full Of Illegal Fireworks

Agent Zero was allegedly out for a leisurely, 80-mph drive in his Ford pickup around 2:30 this morning when he was pulled over by police somewhere in Los Angeles. Now, an ordinary speeding ticket would be no big deal, but Gilbert Arenas is never ordinary: The cops discovered he was driving with a suspended license,… » 6/27/13 1:09pm 6/27/13 1:09pm

Gilbert Arenas Is Selling His DC-Area Mansion, Complete With…

Way back in 2008, Gilbert Arenas began work on his million-dollar swimming pool at his Great Falls, Va., mansion. D.C. Sports Bog had some photos of the project under construction, and it looked like a millionaire athlete's fever dream: a full stone grotto complete with its own hot tub, bar, fish tank, entertainment… » 7/25/12 12:55pm 7/25/12 12:55pm

How Gilbert Arenas Might Not Save The Knicks From Losing Jeremy Lin

The Rockets have verbally agreed to a three-year contract worth $24.5 million with restricted free agent Omer Asik, worth about $5 million each in years one and two, and climbing to a ridiculous $14 million in the final year. The Bulls, who have the opportunity to match the offer, would find themselves in luxury tax… » 7/02/12 11:05am 7/02/12 11:05am

Remember When Gilbert Arenas And Javaris Crittenton Threatened To Shoot…

Was it really more than two years ago that the Wizards locker room melted down in an orgy of simulated gunplay over a boo-ray debt? It was, and one of the principals—Gilbert Arenas, who allegedly brought four guns to the locker room and laid them out for Javaris Crittenton to choose—is finally shedding some light on… » 4/12/12 5:00pm 4/12/12 5:00pm

Gilbert Arenas (Sort Of) Sets The Record Straight On Shoe-Pooping

USA Today has a story today on Gilbert Arenas, who seems to be enjoying the quiet calm and relative anonymity of being a role player earning the veteran's minimum with the Memphis Grizzlies (that the Magic still have to pay him $60 million probably helps). » 4/12/12 12:40pm 4/12/12 12:40pm

Memphis's GM Got The Idea To Sign Gilbert Arenas From A Blog Post

Memphis GM Chris Wallace said on the air that the idea to add Agent Zero came to him after being handed (a paper copy of?) this post on 3 Shades Of Blue, pushing Arenas as a veteran postseason presence. The reasoning? He's young, he's a good guy, fans love him, and most importantly, he's said it wouldn't take much to… » 3/22/12 3:00pm 3/22/12 3:00pm

Agent Zero Reloads: Gilbert Arenas Signs With The Grizzlies

He's already passed a physical and he'll earn the veteran's minimum, with his prorated salary for the rest of the season estimated to be $300,000. Arenas's Memphis teammates are hereby advised to keep an eye their shoes. » 3/20/12 7:10pm 3/20/12 7:10pm

Rashard Lewis Is "Willing To Sacrifice" Himself For The NBA Owners' Sins

In 2007, chronic underachiever Rashard Lewis signed a six-year, $118-million contract with the Orlando Magic. Then, last December, the Magic unloaded Lewis onto the Washington Wizards in exchange for their own chronic underachiever, Gilbert Arenas. Arenas had a six-year, $111-million contract at the time. Four years… » 9/22/11 12:20pm 9/22/11 12:20pm

Gilbert Arenas Deletes Account After Twitter Fight, Depriving World Of…

We'll say this about Gilbert Arenas's Twitter account, which was taken down some time today: it wasn't boring, like LeBron James's worthless feed, and it wasn't used for incessant self-promotion, like, well, every pro athlete ever. It was just sort of obsessed with sneakers and almost criminally offensive to women!… » 8/30/11 3:40pm 8/30/11 3:40pm

Gilbert Arenas's Ex Can Appear On "Basketball Wives" In Part Because…

Gilbert Arenas did not want his former fiancé Laura Govan to appear on VH1's "Basketball Wives" or mention his name on it. So, he sued. » 8/24/11 11:45pm 8/24/11 11:45pm

Gilbert Arenas Has A Special BlackBerry Messenger Category For "Best At…

"My new avi is how my bbm is set up so to all my ladies. Figure out where u are!! haha" He's changed his avatar since, but we really, sincerely hope that the one person listed under "Girls I respect" is his mother. [via TBJ, @agentzeroshow] » 7/27/11 5:00pm 7/27/11 5:00pm

With NBA Lockout Looming, Gilbert Arenas And Dwight Howard Start…

Perhaps you are familiar with planking, one of those odd fads forced upon us by Australians. (Just like Hugh Jackman!) One planks by lying completely flat on an odd surface and then photographing it. » 6/29/11 3:05pm 6/29/11 3:05pm

Gilbert Arenas Did Not Have Fun On His Blind Date

Our friend Gilbert recently went through some tough times with his baby mama. And it's tough to be back out on the market again, in Orlando's minefield of a singles scene. We're sympathetic. But it sounds like the NBA might not be. » 6/10/11 11:55am 6/10/11 11:55am

Washington Wizards Have Brand New Jerseys, Hopefully A Brand New Game

The Washington Wizards unveiled their Bullets- and nation-inspired new logos and uniforms in D.C. today. They're red, white, and blue, because of America, which team president Ernie Grunfeld says "our players love... It's appropriate that the Wizards, Mystics and Capitals now share their colors and the goal of… » 5/10/11 2:20pm 5/10/11 2:20pm

Young Man Wants You To Realize The Grizzlies Beating The San Antonio…

Your morning roundup for April 30, the day we deal with Ouzo hangovers from George Kalpaxis and Julie Herrmannsdoerfer's lovely wedding. » 4/30/11 9:30am 4/30/11 9:30am

You Could Feed 1.13 Sharks With The Money Spent On Gilbert Arenas's…

Much seemed to be made about Gilbert Arenas spending $5,000 a month per pet shark he kept. They're gone now, so he has money to spend/have spent on him for game footwear. » 2/22/11 10:45pm 2/22/11 10:45pm