Gilbert Arenas Lives To Hate On Roy Hibbert

Roy Hibbert pooped the bed again last night, failing to score a single point or pull down a single rebound in 18 minutes against the Wizards. Watching Roy Hibbert play like shit for the last eight games has been the most depressing thing about these playoffs, but his struggles have also brought a great deal of joy to… » 5/06/14 9:48am 5/06/14 9:48am

Gilbert Arenas Busted With Truck Full Of Illegal Fireworks

Agent Zero was allegedly out for a leisurely, 80-mph drive in his Ford pickup around 2:30 this morning when he was pulled over by police somewhere in Los Angeles. Now, an ordinary speeding ticket would be no big deal, but Gilbert Arenas is never ordinary: The cops discovered he was driving with a suspended license,… » 6/27/13 1:09pm 6/27/13 1:09pm

Gilbert Arenas Is Selling His DC-Area Mansion, Complete With…

Way back in 2008, Gilbert Arenas began work on his million-dollar swimming pool at his Great Falls, Va., mansion. D.C. Sports Bog had some photos of the project under construction, and it looked like a millionaire athlete's fever dream: a full stone grotto complete with its own hot tub, bar, fish tank, entertainment… » 7/25/12 12:55pm 7/25/12 12:55pm

How Gilbert Arenas Might Not Save The Knicks From Losing Jeremy Lin

The Rockets have verbally agreed to a three-year contract worth $24.5 million with restricted free agent Omer Asik, worth about $5 million each in years one and two, and climbing to a ridiculous $14 million in the final year. The Bulls, who have the opportunity to match the offer, would find themselves in luxury tax… » 7/02/12 11:05am 7/02/12 11:05am

Remember When Gilbert Arenas And Javaris Crittenton Threatened To Shoot…

Was it really more than two years ago that the Wizards locker room melted down in an orgy of simulated gunplay over a boo-ray debt? It was, and one of the principals—Gilbert Arenas, who allegedly brought four guns to the locker room and laid them out for Javaris Crittenton to choose—is finally shedding some light on… » 4/12/12 5:00pm 4/12/12 5:00pm

Memphis's GM Got The Idea To Sign Gilbert Arenas From A Blog Post

Memphis GM Chris Wallace said on the air that the idea to add Agent Zero came to him after being handed (a paper copy of?) this post on 3 Shades Of Blue, pushing Arenas as a veteran postseason presence. The reasoning? He's young, he's a good guy, fans love him, and most importantly, he's said it wouldn't take much to… » 3/22/12 3:00pm 3/22/12 3:00pm

Rashard Lewis Is "Willing To Sacrifice" Himself For The NBA Owners' Sins

In 2007, chronic underachiever Rashard Lewis signed a six-year, $118-million contract with the Orlando Magic. Then, last December, the Magic unloaded Lewis onto the Washington Wizards in exchange for their own chronic underachiever, Gilbert Arenas. Arenas had a six-year, $111-million contract at the time. Four years… » 9/22/11 12:20pm 9/22/11 12:20pm

Gilbert Arenas Deletes Account After Twitter Fight, Depriving World Of…

We'll say this about Gilbert Arenas's Twitter account, which was taken down some time today: it wasn't boring, like LeBron James's worthless feed, and it wasn't used for incessant self-promotion, like, well, every pro athlete ever. It was just sort of obsessed with sneakers and almost criminally offensive to women!… » 8/30/11 3:40pm 8/30/11 3:40pm

Washington Wizards Have Brand New Jerseys, Hopefully A Brand New Game

The Washington Wizards unveiled their Bullets- and nation-inspired new logos and uniforms in D.C. today. They're red, white, and blue, because of America, which team president Ernie Grunfeld says "our players love... It's appropriate that the Wizards, Mystics and Capitals now share their colors and the goal of… » 5/10/11 2:20pm 5/10/11 2:20pm