I Can't Stop Watching This Horrifying Golf Cart Crash Test Video

Here's a Jalopnik Helpful Hint: if you're going to hop into a golf cart, don't crash it. Because it will not end well for you. Your throat will be impaled on a steering wheel, you'll probably snap your neck, and you'll definitely have a face full of glass pebbles. But watching the tests is awesome. » 6/04/14 1:22pm 6/04/14 1:22pm

Danny Amendola's Father Sues Cowboys Stadium Over Runaway Golf Cart

Willie Amendola, father of Patriots receiver Danny, has filed a lawsuit in Dallas County court. It names as defendant Cowboys Stadium, which is operated by Jerry Jones, and seeks at least $1 million for injuries and "great personal anguish and embarrassment" caused when Amendola was run over by a sentient golf cart… » 4/11/13 4:25pm 4/11/13 4:25pm

Driverless Golf Cart Wreaks Havoc At High School Football Championship…

The conclusion of the Texas 5A Division 2 championship game saw the usual thrill of victory and agony of—OH MY GOD, RUN! THE MACHINES ARE SELF AWARE. » 12/18/11 9:00am 12/18/11 9:00am

We Hope This Near-Death Experience Also Marks The Death Of Planking

Please, world, let us be done with planking. It has gone too far. People are now falling off of the top of golf carts and then nearly getting run over by said golf carts. A person has actually died. Soon, our pets' heads will be falling off. » 7/27/11 10:35am 7/27/11 10:35am

Who Wants To See A Golf Cart Hit A Tree?

According to a commenter on Shane Bacon's blog, this is from the Ladies European Tour. Can we still make woman driver jokes if it was a male course official? How about European driver jokes? [Dogs Chasing Cars] » 6/01/11 3:45pm 6/01/11 3:45pm

Toddler Mows Down Referee With Golf Cart

With a 2-year-old child wedged on the pedal, the golf cart careened out of control across a high school football field, leaving bodies in its wake. Well, one body. » 7/13/10 1:00pm 7/13/10 1:00pm

How To Get Donald Trump All Fired Up

The Donald was cruising around Trump National — the best, most stupendously fabulous course in New Jersey, of course — when someone stole his No. 13 golf cart. Doesn't he have, like, apprentices to make sure that doesn't happen? [Star-Ledger] » 7/20/09 11:30am 7/20/09 11:30am