Look At This Fucking Hoopster: "Kelly Tripucka" Hangs Out With San…

An occasional feature in which we spotlight the ridiculous trend of recontextualized basketball jerseys. Today: everyone's favorite Polish-American Knicks color commentator Kelly Tripucka. » 9/17/10 4:00pm 9/17/10 4:00pm

Look At This Fucking Hoopster: "Shaquille O'Neal" Makes Out With Some…

An occasional feature in which we spotlight the ridiculous trend of recontextualized basketball jerseys. Today: The Diesel, Shaquille O'Neal. » 9/14/10 5:45pm 9/14/10 5:45pm

Look At This Fucking Hoopster: "Toni Kukoc" Drums For Vampire Weekend

An occasional feature in which we spotlight the ridiculous trend of recontextualized basketball jerseys. Today: The Croatian Sensation, Toni Kukoc. » 9/09/10 2:30pm 9/09/10 2:30pm

Look At This Fucking Hoopster: "Jason Kidd" Doublefists Dos Equis Cans…

An occasional feature in which we spotlight the ridiculous trend of recontextualized basketball jerseys. Today: Jason Kidd. » 9/08/10 5:30pm 9/08/10 5:30pm

Look At These Fucking Hoopsters: "Bo Outlaw" And "Glenn Robinson" Hit…

An occasional feature in which we spotlight the ridiculous trend of recontextualized basketball jerseys. Today: Bo Outlaw and Glenn Robinson. » 9/07/10 1:20pm 9/07/10 1:20pm

Look At This Fucking Hoopster: "Earl Watson" Shopping For Organic…

An occasional feature in which we spotlight the ridiculous trend of recontextualized basketball jerseys. Today: Earl Watson. Earl. Watson. » 9/01/10 2:15pm 9/01/10 2:15pm

Look At This Fucking Hoopster: "Isaiah Rider" And "Tyson Chandler" Hang…

An occasional feature in which we spotlight the ridiculous trend of recontextualized basketball jerseys. Today: Isaiah "Don't Call Me J.R." Rider and Tyson Chandler. » 8/26/10 7:00pm 8/26/10 7:00pm

Look At This Fucking Hoopster: "Michael Jordan," Playing Dodgeball In…

An occasional feature in which we spotlight the ridiculous trend of recontextualized basketball jerseys. Today: Hipster Jordan.

Player:
Michael Jordan
Team: 1992 U.S. men's national basketball team
Ubiquity: Fairly high
Scene: Williamsburg Cut Copy show/"Pool Party"
Unnecessarily Decimaled Score Out Of 10: 8.9
» 8/18/10 6:30pm 8/18/10 6:30pm

Look At These Fucking Hoopsters: Grab Bag

Welcome back to Look At This Fucking Hoopster. I think this latest batch should slake your thirst for the indie bros you love to mock so much. Part One | Part Two | Part Three » 8/13/10 4:40pm 8/13/10 4:40pm

Look At These Fucking Hoopsters At Lollapalooza: Part Two

Welcome to the second edition of the Hoopsters of Lollapalooza 2010. There's been some debate over whether of not some of the entrants are real "hipsters" or merely "bros." Why though? This is a forum for ridicule, not ontological precision. Onto the pictures! Part One | Part Two | Part Three » 8/11/10 4:40pm 8/11/10 4:40pm

Look At These Fucking Hoopsters At Lollapalooza

This weekend's Lollapalooza was dubbed "Hoopster Mecca" by one tipster, and after sifting through all the submissions it's clear that the hoopsters made Lollapalooza the site of their Hajj. So, here's part one of a multipart series. Christ, just look at these fucking hoopsters. Part One | Part Two | Part Three » 8/10/10 3:30pm 8/10/10 3:30pm

Look At This Fucking Hoopster; Or, The Decline Of Western Civilization

Previously we noticed the uptick in hipsters wearing NBA jerseys and asked for your help in exposing more of these monsters. You did not disappoint. So click around and just look at these fucking hoopsters. » 8/03/10 6:30pm 8/03/10 6:30pm

We Want To See Your Ironic NBA Jerseys (UPDATE)

Yesterday, we posted a quicklink to The Faster Times's gallery of indie bros wearing NBA jerseys at the Pitchfork Festival. It's a fascinating phenomenon, a game even, as if they're actively trying to wear the most ridiculous NBA jersey imaginable. » 7/21/10 2:40pm 7/21/10 2:40pm

Hipsters Are Wearing Your Old NBA Jerseys

This gallery of Pitchfork Festival denizens provides definitive proof that hipsters are now wearing old NBA jerseys at an even more obnoxious rate than previously imagined. But you probably haven't heard of these players, they're pretty obscure. [The Faster Times] » 7/20/10 4:50pm 7/20/10 4:50pm