Witness: Kellen Winslow Was Jerkin' It In His Car Before Pot Arrest

New York Jets tight end Kellen Winslow was arrested for alleged marijuana possession in a parking lot last November, but a newly released police report from the incident reveals that smoking weed may not have been the only thing Winslow was up to that day. He may have also been masturbating in his car. » 1/17/14 9:26am 1/17/14 9:26am

Kellen Winslow Kindly Requests You Make No More References To Him Being A F*$#ing Soldier

Besides being a talented, but injury-prone tight end, Kellen Winslow is best known for his patriotic tirade against those kamikaze Tennessee Volunteers. But Winslow's less combustible now, so he doesn't appreciate any references to it, even if it's playfully complimentary. » 6/23/09 4:30pm 6/23/09 4:30pm

The Curious, Somewhat Icky Kellen Winslow Case Lurches Ahead

So to bring you up to speed here, Browns tight end Kellen Winslow says that he's been disrespected by his team; Cleveland general manager Phil Savage says Winslow has a big yap and deserved to be suspended; and everyone involved is airing their grievances through the media. Meanwhile, the Browns medical staff, badly… » 10/24/08 11:00am 10/24/08 11:00am

Browns Suspend Kellen Winslow For Defending His Testicles

Can a team suspend a player for defending his own nether region? It appears that's exactly what the Cleveland Browns are doing with Kellen Winslow, and excuse me if I call them on their bullshit. On Monday Cleveland suspended Winslow for one game for "unwarranted, inappropriate, and unnecessarily disparaging" remarks… » 10/22/08 10:00am 10/22/08 10:00am

Kellen Winslow: Please Stop Asking About My Junk

Good news, Browns fans. Your cantankerously talented tight end Kellen Winslow is no longer suffering from a mysterious ailment that may or may not be related to his testicular area. And » 10/17/08 5:00pm 10/17/08 5:00pm...he might even suit up against the Redskins. Winslow addressed the media at practice today and let them know that everything is okay…

Kellen Winslow May Soldier On Against Redskins Despite Unfortunate Ball-Related Emergency

Kellen Winslow's mysterious "undisclosed illness" which has been rumored to be swollen balls according to Pro Football Talk » 10/15/08 3:30pm 10/15/08 3:30pm, of this week's action against the Washington Redskins. Winslow's illness is still private, but according to Coach Romeo Crennel, he's recovering nicely after a week's worth of rest. So, it's…

Kellen Winslow's Out With...Swollen Testicles?

After a summer filled with horrifying testicular injuries in hockey and baseball, it appears Cleveland Browns tight end Kellen Winslow is also having his own nut trouble and will possibly sit out Monday Night's game against the New York Giants. Pro Football Talk » 10/10/08 1:45pm 10/10/08 1:45pm, quoting a league source, says that Winslow was admitted…

On Race, Message Boards And Shutting The Hell Up

Of all the panels on "Costas Now" the other night, the one we thought was most effective at tickling the cerebral cortex was the last one, about race, featuring Cris Carter, Michael Wilbon and Jason Whitlock. (It was so absorbing that "Costas Now" is doing a full 90-minute segment just on race down the line.) The most… » 5/05/08 1:35pm 5/05/08 1:35pm

Oh, Yeah, Baby, Hit That Sled! Oh, Oooohhh!

As a tight end, Kellen Winslow has the daunting task of learning both blocking and protection schemes with the offensive line, but also the reads and routes of the wide receivers. Miami Sports Blog shows us Winslow mastering the former component of his craft, in the presence of a, um, big fan. On the plus side, I'm… » 9/09/07 3:10pm 9/09/07 3:10pm

Kellen Winslow, Soldier (In Pads, And With Free School And A Big Contract And Little Chance Of Actually, You Know, Being Killed)

So we'd never actually seen this old video of Kellen Winslow Jr., after a Miami game against Tennessee. He is answering a question about whether or not a player he leveled with a devastating block was hurt. And we get confirmation that Kellen Winslow, tight end for an Ohio football team, is a soldier. » 7/19/06 3:00pm 7/19/06 3:00pm