Kimbo Slice Wants To Show You His Romantic Side (It's His Dong)

Kimbo Slice—yes, that Kimbo Slice—and Ken Shamrock announced a fight this week on a June 20 Bellator card, so Slice made an appearance on Highly Questionable. When Papi asked for Slice's romantic side, the fighter pretended to take off his pants. That must have been a fun few seconds for Dan Le Batard's producers. » 2/27/15 5:37pm 2/27/15 5:37pm

Kimbo Slice Lands A Very Suspicious Knockout

Kimbo Slice, former bouncer, former internet streetfighter, former MMA sensation and washout, is now trying his hand at boxing. And while one doesn't usually start a successful boxing career at 38 years of age, Slice has gone undefeated in three matches by being matched against even more unlikely fighters. » 3/26/12 9:15am 3/26/12 9:15am

Kimbo Slice Is Back, Baby!

Say what you will about the gimmickry that was Kimbo Slice's foray into MMA and boxing, but I'll always have a soft spot in my heart for the pornographer/backyard brawler, and let me tell you why. » 10/16/11 7:15pm 10/16/11 7:15pm

Here's Video Of A Pro Golfer Needing 16 Shots To Conquer A Par-4 Hole

Your morning roundup for April 15, the day after Walter Breuning died of natural causes. He was 114 years and 205 days old. » 4/15/11 9:30am 4/15/11 9:30am

Here's Kimbo Slice And Elton John, Just Because

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. » 1/20/10 6:30am 1/20/10 6:30am

Apparently "Season-Long" Suspension Means Only The Nonconference Season

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. » 10/02/09 6:30am 10/02/09 6:30am

Kimbo Says: "If You Can't Beat 'Em, Shoot 'Em"

TUF Castmate Justin Wren: "He got arm-barred and Kimbo really doesn't like to tap. He didn't tap and the guy hurt his arm so he came back in there with a gun. Cops were called and everyone went nuts." [Cagewiter] » 9/26/09 10:19am 9/26/09 10:19am

If You Were Worried Kimbo Slice Wouldn't Have Anyone To Beat Up, Relax

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. » 9/24/09 6:30am 9/24/09 6:30am

Kimbo Slice Faces Reality

He lost his last fight in 14 seconds to a pink-haired nobody, and ever since Kimbo Slice's career has been on life support. "I got six shorties at the crib," he says. "They gotta eat, you know what I'm saying?" » 9/17/09 3:00pm 9/17/09 3:00pm

The Fact That Kimbo Slice Lost is Purely Coincidental

Even though Elite XC said that Kimbo Slice's controversial loss to pink-haired Seth Petruzelli wasn't the death knell for its slipshod fight promotions company, it appears that proclamation was 100% false. Today, ProElite Inc., the owners of the EliteXC has officially closed up its sweat shop forever. Josh Gross of… » 10/21/08 3:15pm 10/21/08 3:15pm

Farewell, Kimbo Slice

Prior to his shocking knock out by Seth Petruzelli on Saturday night, the worst case scenario for Kimbo Slice was achieving a Mr. T-like career arc by parlaying his reputation as a power-punching street freak into something more cuddly and mainstream. (Sadly we'll probably never see the Kimbo version of " Be… » 10/06/08 11:00am 10/06/08 11:00am

Kimbo Gets Sliced

Fourteen seconds into last night's heavyweight bout, the referee called the fight handing Kimbo Slice his first loss. It wasn't by Ken Shamrock as planned, but by stand-in Seth Petruzelli. After Shamrock was medically disqualified due to a cut over his eye, Petruzelli bravely stepped in and took care of business.… » 10/05/08 10:30am 10/05/08 10:30am

Kimbo Clashes With Ken Shamrock, Gina Carano Likely To Stay Clothed

Kimbo Slice is moving on from his tangle with the magical elf » 10/04/08 5:30pm 10/04/08 5:30pm and will be entering the ring in a guaranteed bloodbath with Ken Shamrock. This will be the the most experienced opponent so far for Slice and he needs to stay on his feet if he wants to win. Slice is terrible on his back and Shamrock's strategy is sure to…

Kimbo Slice Lives An American Fantasy And Punches David Blaine In The…

I admit: Like a true backwoods dope, I was initially mystified by David Blaine's early "magic" specials. Especially that time he turned a hobo's coffee into coins or the one where he levitated from the sidewalk. Like Michael Jackson and Fiona Apple, I believed David Blaine's magic was real, » 9/24/08 5:00pm 9/24/08 5:00pm man. A few of years ago, I…

Kimbo Slice's American Dream Will Live To Fight Another Day

As confirmed on Dan LeBatard's radio show yesterday, Kimbo's next opponent in Elite XC is against the Fishbone-esque mohawked madman Brett "The Grim" Rogers. Slice and Rogers got into a little spat after Kimbo's controversial victory, with Rogers shouting at the bearded man-beast and calling his victory over James… » 6/06/08 6:15pm 6/06/08 6:15pm

Cauliflower Ears Get Mainstream Recognition Thanks To Kimbo

One of the more disturbing and enjoyably gross aspects of Saturday night's EliteXC prime time bloodfest was the inevitable popping of James "Colossus" Thompson's swelled cauliflower ear by the mighty right of Kimbo Slice. As Kimbo's fist kept wailing and wailing on the purple upper region of Thompson's ear, it was… » 6/04/08 5:00pm 6/04/08 5:00pm

Kimbo Slice Fascinates And Titilates The World

In gearing up for Miami Super Bowl spectacular in the winter of '07, one of the first emails Deadspin received from the overeager Lt. Winslow was this one: » 6/02/08 10:00am 6/02/08 10:00am

The Legend Of Kimbo Slice Takes 38 Consecutive Blows To The Head

I can't speak for the other MMA newbs out there, but I learned a few things during the EliteXC broadcast last night: apparently all MMA fights are stopped well before necessary. That and Kimbo Slice might not be living up to his outsize reputation. First, the announcer described internet sensation was saved by the… » 6/01/08 12:35pm 6/01/08 12:35pm

The Tiffany Network Introduces Old White People To A Big Scary Black Guy

CBS, the network that brought us such daring programs as Touched By an Angel and Joan of Arcadia ("We interrupt this broadcast of Joan of Arcadia and apologize to the sanctimonious, fear-based and probably overweight audience"), will be beaming Kimbo Slice into the homes of terrified millions, as mixed martial arts… » 5/31/08 9:30pm 5/31/08 9:30pm

Dana White Says Kimbo/Liddell Fight Not Out Of The Realm Of Possibility

Last week,the UFC's mohawked maniac Chuck Liddell downplayed the success and viability of YouTube fighting phenom (and now EliteXC) figher Kimbo Slice, saying that the backyard brawler would get rocked in Mixed Martial Arts. Similar things have been said of Kimbo before, by plenty of other longtime MMA fighters, who… » 4/14/08 2:20pm 4/14/08 2:20pm