The Fact That Kimbo Slice Lost is Purely Coincidental

Even though Elite XC said that Kimbo Slice's controversial loss to pink-haired Seth Petruzelli wasn't the death knell for its slipshod fight promotions company, it appears that proclamation was 100% false. Today, ProElite Inc., the owners of the EliteXC has officially closed up its sweat shop forever. Josh Gross of… » 10/21/08 3:15pm 10/21/08 3:15pm

Kimbo Clashes With Ken Shamrock, Gina Carano Likely To Stay Clothed

Kimbo Slice is moving on from his tangle with the magical elf » 10/04/08 5:30pm 10/04/08 5:30pm and will be entering the ring in a guaranteed bloodbath with Ken Shamrock. This will be the the most experienced opponent so far for Slice and he needs to stay on his feet if he wants to win. Slice is terrible on his back and Shamrock's strategy is sure to…

Kimbo Slice Lives An American Fantasy And Punches David Blaine In The…

I admit: Like a true backwoods dope, I was initially mystified by David Blaine's early "magic" specials. Especially that time he turned a hobo's coffee into coins or the one where he levitated from the sidewalk. Like Michael Jackson and Fiona Apple, I believed David Blaine's magic was real, » 9/24/08 5:00pm 9/24/08 5:00pm man. A few of years ago, I…

Kimbo Slice's American Dream Will Live To Fight Another Day

As confirmed on Dan LeBatard's radio show yesterday, Kimbo's next opponent in Elite XC is against the Fishbone-esque mohawked madman Brett "The Grim" Rogers. Slice and Rogers got into a little spat after Kimbo's controversial victory, with Rogers shouting at the bearded man-beast and calling his victory over James… » 6/06/08 6:15pm 6/06/08 6:15pm

Cauliflower Ears Get Mainstream Recognition Thanks To Kimbo

One of the more disturbing and enjoyably gross aspects of Saturday night's EliteXC prime time bloodfest was the inevitable popping of James "Colossus" Thompson's swelled cauliflower ear by the mighty right of Kimbo Slice. As Kimbo's fist kept wailing and wailing on the purple upper region of Thompson's ear, it was only a … » 6/04/08 5:00pm 6/04/08 5:00pm

The Legend Of Kimbo Slice Takes 38 Consecutive Blows To The Head

I can't speak for the other MMA newbs out there, but I learned a few things during the EliteXC broadcast last night: apparently all MMA fights are stopped well before necessary. That and Kimbo Slice might not be living up to his outsize reputation. First, the announcer described internet sensation was saved by…

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The Tiffany Network Introduces Old White People To A Big Scary Black…


CBS, the network that brought us such daring programs as Touched By an Angel and Joan of Arcadia ("We interrupt this broadcast of Joan of Arcadia and apologize to the sanctimonious, fear-based and probably overweight audience"), will be beaming Kimbo Slice into the homes of terrified millions, as mixed martial arts gets … » 5/31/08 9:30pm 5/31/08 9:30pm

Dana White Says Kimbo/Liddell Fight Not Out Of The Realm Of Possibility

Last week,the UFC's mohawked maniac Chuck Liddell downplayed the success and viability of YouTube fighting phenom (and now EliteXC) figher Kimbo Slice, saying that the backyard brawler would get rocked in Mixed Martial Arts. Similar things have been said of Kimbo before, by plenty of other longtime MMA fighters, who… » 4/14/08 2:20pm 4/14/08 2:20pm