Is Lenny Dykstra A Hot Fucking Mess? "Yes, Your Honor."

You name your child "Leonard" and you have certain hopes and expectations. Chief amongst them being that, no matter what, he doesn't wind up a guy named "Lenny." The Dykstra's lost out on that one and the gritty hits just keep on coming. Lenny pleaded guilty to bankruptcy fraud on Friday and could spend four years in… » 7/14/12 9:30am 7/14/12 9:30am

Lenny Dykstra's Accountant Wanted To Launch A Charlie Sheen Energy Drink

The latest issue of Sports Illustrated has a feature by David Epstein about the human flotsam that is Lenny Dykstra, who was sentenced on Monday to three years in California state prison after pleading no contest to grand theft auto and filing a false financial statement. Epstein spoke with an LAPD detective who… » 3/07/12 6:15pm 3/07/12 6:15pm

It'll Be Three Years In State Prison For Lenny Dykstra, And It's Only…

Today's sentence, handed down by a California judge, was in relation to the no contest plea former Mets and Phillies outfielder Lenny Dykstra had entered in October on charges of grand theft auto and providing a false financial statement. Dykstra's attempt to withdraw the plea was denied, which is not surprising… » 3/05/12 7:05pm 3/05/12 7:05pm

It's Come To This: Lenny Dykstra And Jose Canseco Will Fight A…

Just when you think Lenny Dykstra has finally drowned in life's big fat puddle of chew spit, he swims to the surface long enough to cough up just a little more of what's left of his dignity. » 11/02/11 1:20pm 11/02/11 1:20pm

Lenny Dykstra Faces Four Years In Prison After Grand Theft Auto Plea…

Today, Lenny Dykstra pleaded no contest to three counts of felony grand theft auto and one count of submitting false statements to a financial institution stemming for allegedly leasing sweet rides with bogus paperwork. In return for said pleading, 21 other charges were dropped and Nails was ROR'd until his January… » 10/19/11 8:30pm 10/19/11 8:30pm

Lenny Dykstra's Old Driver Talks About Not Getting Paid, Auctioning…

Aaron Michael Plaat knows what you probably think about Lenny Dykstra. That he's a licorice-chomping prick or a shifty grifter who belongs behind bars, like he currently is. But the 24-year-old Ohio State "go-getter" grad doesn't see him that same way, though he easily should. » 10/15/11 4:30pm 10/15/11 4:30pm

Lenny Dykstra Remains In Jail, But You Can Change That With Your…

At one point this guy seemed fairly wealthy, you know. Now Nails is short on cash, but you're only a few clicks (and several thousand dollars!) away from helping to pay his bail for bankruptcy fraud charges and get Nails free. » 6/23/11 3:45pm 6/23/11 3:45pm

"We're On A Fucking Roll, Dude": The 1993 Profile Of Lenny Dykstra That…

Originally published as "Lips Gets Smacked" in the January 1993 issue of Philadelphia Magazine and later anthologized in The Best American Sports Writing 1994. Reprinted here with the author's permission and his addendum at bottom. » 5/16/11 4:00pm 5/16/11 4:00pm

Here's Video Of LeBron James And Delonte West Sharing A Brief But…

Your morning roundup for May 12, the day old coot Yogi Berra will come up with something witty to say about turning 82, even though he's only 81. » 5/12/11 9:30am 5/12/11 9:30am

TV Station Comps Lenny Dykstra $2,500 In Food And Jewels After He…

Lenny Dykstra's coat-tailing of Charlie Sheen has almost become as annoying as everything else Sheen (after a very good run, though). But the aftermath of Nails's wholly impressive interview with the NBC affiliate in Philly the other night continues resonating beyond his choice words about winning (and living in Macy… » 3/09/11 10:30pm 3/09/11 10:30pm

Charlie Sheen Puts Lenny Dykstra In A Position "Where I'm Actually Ready …

The Lenny Dykstra/Charlie Sheen revival tour can't do nothing but gather steam. Just two days after Dykstra vouched for the coke-fueled genius that is Sheen, they took to the radio waves to "set the record straight on the myriad of exaggerations, misinformation and outright falsehoods about his life that have been… » 2/26/11 7:00pm 2/26/11 7:00pm

Lenny Dykstra Vouches That Charlie Sheen Is A "Rock Star" And "F-ing…

It was always supposed to come to this: Lenny Dykstra singing the "exclusive" praises of his pal Charlie Sheen to Radar Online. But Lenny being Lenny, there has to be an endgame, and that endgame could very well be squatter's rights on a spare room at Sheen's L.A. mansion, where he was hanging last Friday. » 2/23/11 11:00pm 2/23/11 11:00pm