Charles Mann Will Have You Know That He's Totally Straight

On the sidelines with a mic for last night's Washington/Indianapolis game, former Redskin Charles Mann complimented the heck out of safety LaRon Landry as O.J. Atogwe took it all in. Talking about how he looked fantastic. But wait, wait, not like that. He's happily married. To a woman. Totally straight. No homo! » 8/20/11 11:00am 8/20/11 11:00am

Brendan Haywood Apologizes For Gay-Panicky Dig At Marbury

"I don't support or condemn homosexuality," Haywood explains agnostically, before diving into the comments and discoursing with the rabble on such matters as race, sexuality, the First Amendment and showering with men. [Yardbarker] » 8/19/09 11:30am 8/19/09 11:30am

Brendan Haywood Thinks Stephon Marbury May Have A Touch Of Scary Gayness

Or, as he put it, "swinging from both sides of the fence", which is what the Wiz center concluded after he watched some of Marbury's ridiculous live-streaming marathons from a couple weeks ago. » 8/17/09 1:00pm 8/17/09 1:00pm

No Homo: The NFL Joke of Choice

Professional sports locker rooms are one of the last bastions for gay humor. That's because there's never been any gay athletes. So, you see, the very idea of anyone being gay is always funny. Which brings me to the first big scoop of my illustrious Deadspin career: The phrase "No Homo" has taken over NFL locker rooms. » 7/07/08 12:30pm 7/07/08 12:30pm