This Flaccid Times-Picayune Write-Up Of The Playboy Super Bowl Party Confirms The Death Of The Printed Word

While the most odious piece of Super Bowl journalism was achieved, flagrantly, when Rick Reilly decided it was his place to tell Colin Kaepernick how to run his complicated family life, the silver-medal podium had remained fallow until today. We can all thank the scorched shell of the Times-Picayune to fill the void… »2/02/13 9:40pm2/02/13 9:40pm

Not Even Playboy Playmates Can Bring Loaded Guns Onto Airplanes, Apparently

You remember Shanna Marie McLaughlin. Central Florida grad. Playboy Playmate of the Month for July 2010. Filmed a little video in the UCF locker room last year that got some people more bothered than hot, a silly ordeal that left her "dumbfounded" and resulted in a formal apology from the school — for allowing the… »8/10/11 12:45pm8/10/11 12:45pm

Nudie Magazine Seeks Student Sportswriter For Good Time, Possible Relationship

The first line of Playboy's advertisement immediately caught my eye: Do you think you have what it takes to be the next Rick Reilly? »11/25/08 9:15am11/25/08 9:15am Oh, do America's favorite ensconced-in-plastic magazine wants your help again, and they this time. Playboy U is looking for a student college basketball writer . Could it be you?…

Playboy Magazine Wants YOU, The Deadspin Commentariat!

As part of the ongoing whoredom of Men With Balls, »10/30/08 4:00pm10/30/08 4:00pm I got a chance to sit down with Playboy editor Rocky Rakovic, whose magazine I've had the pleasure of stealing on many, many occasions. But Rocky also wanted to ask a question of you Deadspin commenter folks. He'll peruse your comments in this post and pluck out the…

Gator Playmate Speaks Candidly: Big Ten Girls Just Ain't That Purty

This month's Playboy cover model is a Florida gal who calls herself "Kelly Carrington" (a pseudonym she used for the magazine; her real names is Kelly Hemberger »9/10/08 2:00pm9/10/08 2:00pm) and she's a proud SEC lassie through and through. From her poofy blond hair, to that dimwitted twinkle, . Carrington's shoot falls on the same month as…