Sad Derrick Rose, Likely Out For Season, Gets Sued By Newly Obese Fan

It just keeps getting worse for Derrick Rose fans. The Chicago Bulls point guard tore his ACL in the first round of the 2012 playoffs, and we haven't seen him in a game since. They were without their star all year, but the Bulls still fought their way to a playoff berth, finishing fifth in the Eastern Conference.… » 4/20/13 1:26pm 4/20/13 1:26pm

Sad Derrick Rose Won't Play Until He Can Dunk Off His Sad Left Foot

Welcome to your Sad Derrick Rose update. When video of Sad Derrick Rose making a sad dunk began circulating around the internet a few weeks ago, many people pointed out that Rose jumped off his right foot rather than his left, which sits below his sad, surgically repaired left knee. It turns out that Rose is not yet… » 3/08/13 2:15pm 3/08/13 2:15pm

Derrick Rose Talked About His Comeback And It Was Sad

Welcome to your Sad Derrick Rose update. Previously, we shared a collection of soul-crushing headlines about the progress of Sad Derrick Rose's rehab. Then, we found this GIF-like thing (it's called a vine) of Sad Derrick Rose executing a spin move and a layup with all the explosiveness of a dad getting in some… » 2/12/13 1:05pm 2/12/13 1:05pm