All Hail The Fucking Curse Word Bracket Winner

A couple nights ago, I was tucking my kid into bed when I accidentally knocked over a picture frame and it made the loudest possible noise a falling picture frame could make. When it happened, I let out a slow and low, "Fuuuuuuuuuck." Then I turned to my kid and she repeated it back to me, exactly as I had said it. » 4/11/13 12:30pm 4/11/13 12:30pm

Fucking Vote: The Curse Word Bracket Final Is Here

The final of the Deadspin Swear Word Bracket has arrived. And despite a valiant attempt by "cunt" to take down top seed "fuck," this is looking less like a tournament than it is a coronation. » 4/08/13 2:55pm 4/08/13 2:55pm

Vote, Motherfuckers: The Filthy Four Has Arrived

We've made it to the final four of our Deadspin Curse Word Bracket. And, as expected, the almost all of the 1 seeds have advanced. Turns out the REAL tournament is a lot more unpredictable than our use of cruel, degrading language. Let us now break down the two national curse word semifinals. .. » 4/05/13 4:30pm 4/05/13 4:30pm

Vote, You Vulgar Shits: The Curse Word Bracket Elite Eight

Sweet Sixteen voting is over in the Deadspin Curse Word Bracket, and let's all give a big round of applause to "rimjob" and "fuckface," the two seemingly unstoppable 11-seeds who now must go up the 1-seeds in their respective regions. Now is the time for you to choose your Filthy Four–you four favorite curse words of… » 4/03/13 1:30pm 4/03/13 1:30pm

Can "Rimjob" Pull Off The Upset? Here's The Filthy Sixteen Of Your…

Second-round voting is over in the Deadspin Curse Word bracket, and boy, you people certainly like your rimjobs. Now it’s time for the regional semifinals. But before we get to the voting, a few notes on your Filthy Sixteen: » 3/28/13 6:40pm 3/28/13 6:40pm

Vote, Jagoffs: Second Round Of Our Curse Word Bracket Begins

BEWARE THE 13 SEEDS. While Florida Gulf Coast was busy trashing your NCAA bracket, some rather notable underdogs advanced in the first round of our curse word bracket, including 13 seeds "cameltoe" (which beat out "screw" by less than a thousand votes) and "buttfuck" (which staged an astonishing triumph over curse… » 3/25/13 4:30pm 3/25/13 4:30pm

Vote, Dipshits: The First Round Of The Curse Word Bracket Continues

We're opening up the Potpourri and Compound Swear Word Regionals for voting now, so go ahead and choose your favorite curse word down below. The first two regions have seen their voting go pretty much according to plan, with a handful of exceptions (like 11-seed "rimjob" beating out 6-seed "clit"). So make your mark… » 3/21/13 4:00pm 3/21/13 4:00pm

Behold: The Ultimate Curse Word Bracket

Swearing is important and cathartic and fun and totally makes you seem hip and edgy when you do it. There's a whole lot of hot, sweaty NCAA tournament action coming up this week, which means there will be plenty of FUCKS and SHITS and GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKERS blurted out across the country as bracket after bracket gets… » 3/20/13 5:00pm 3/20/13 5:00pm