Please Wash Before You Munch: The Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions

Welcome to a special Memorial Day Weekend edition of Things That Maybe Sorta Look Like Dongs. As always don't forget to send in any would-be penises to the tips department. Our first image comes from MIke and serves as excellent advice at any time.
» 5/26/12 10:45am 5/26/12 10:45am

"Like A Giant Scoop It Caught Him Up": The Week In Unintentional Dong…

Here we go with another week of unintentional dong submissions. I hope you know by now to please be sure to send in any would-be penises to the tips department. Let's start our action off this week with Jennifer and a third grader who has accurately refuted the old story about babies and storks. And away we go.
» 5/20/12 4:32pm 5/20/12 4:32pm

Happy Mother's Day, Here Are Some Dongs: The Week In Unintentional Dongs

Welcome to a very special Mother's Day edition of Unintentional Dongs. We'll get right down to the nitty gritty here with our first submission from Pete, who informs us this the shower head at his wife's grandmother's house. The saucy minx. As always, be sure to send in any would-be penises to the tips department.
» 5/13/12 12:20pm 5/13/12 12:20pm

Free Willy 2 Features An Unexpected Co-Star: The Week In Unintentional…

Welcome back to best almost-dong feature on the internet. Today we've got some new interpretations, along with some classics. Up first, thanks to @sadbasementtalk, we have Time Warner's synopsis of Free Willy 2. As always, be sure to send in any would-be penises to the tips department.
» 4/14/12 2:15pm 4/14/12 2:15pm

You May Fire When Ready: The Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions

It's Saturday, so that can mean only one thing: things that kind of look like dicks! Enjoy our first image, a canon packing some serious heat, courtesy of Wethy. As always, be sure to send in any would-be penises to the tips department.
» 4/07/12 2:27pm 4/07/12 2:27pm

It's Raining Dongs, Hallelujah: The Week In Unintentional Dong…

Welcome back to the best in unintentional dongs. We have quite the assortment this week so do come inside. As always, be sure to send in any would-be penises to the tips department. Our lead unintentional dong today comes from reader Nicholas who snapped this shot of a dong raindrop-inspired chandelier.
» 3/31/12 2:50pm 3/31/12 2:50pm

Just In Time For Titanic 3D, It's An Iceberg Phallus: The Week In…

Well, well, well. We meet again for some pseudo-dongage. Strap in for the ride of your lives couple minutes or so on a Saturday. Our first submission is from Adam. As always, be sure to send in any would-be penises to the tips department. » 3/24/12 10:45am 3/24/12 10:45am