Lame Golfer Kids Attempt The Shmoney Dance, Killing Hot Dance Trend

Apparently some people are confused. The US Junior Ryder Cup team has been attempting to make their shitty interpretation of the Shmoney Dance their official celebratory dance, and some people are buying in. But this is good. This is teachable. » 9/24/14 5:32pm 9/24/14 5:32pm

A Compilation Of People Fucking Up The Ice Bucket Challenge

My thoughts on the ice bucket challenge are complicated and not worth going into here. My thoughts on people falling down, bashing themselves over the head, and otherwise harming and embarrassing themselves are much simpler: I am staunchly pro-slapstick. » 8/19/14 10:24am 8/19/14 10:24am

Cop Gets Pushy With Rockies Bro; Rockies Bro Becomes American Hero

The temptation is to say there are no winners here, what with the cop getting needlessly pushy and the bro trying to summon James Madison from his grave with his slurring bluster about injustice. But you know what? Fuck this. We're on Team Bro here. » 7/24/14 7:45pm 7/24/14 7:45pm