Why Your Classic Children's Television Program Sucks: Saved By The Bell

Time for another look at the awful children's programming you're forced to endure before you can finally kick the kids out of the TV room to watch sports for eight hours. Previous installments in this series can be found here. » 7/28/14 1:46pm 7/28/14 1:46pm

Why Your Children's Television Program Sucks: Jessie

Why Your Children's Television Program Sucks: Thomas & Friends

A look at the awful children's programming you're forced to endure before you can finally kick the kids out of the TV room to watch sports for eight hours. Image by Jim Cooke. » 7/12/13 3:39pm 7/12/13 3:39pm

Why Your Children's Television Program Sucks: Super Why!

A look at the awful children's programming you're forced to endure before you can finally kick the kids out of the TV room to watch sports for eight hours. Image by Jim Cooke. » 5/31/13 2:32pm 5/31/13 2:32pm

Why Your Children's Television Program Sucks: The Fresh Beat Band

A regular look at the awful children's programming you're forced to endure before you can finally kick the kids out of the TV room to watch sports for eight hours. Image by Jim Cooke. » 4/12/13 2:26pm 4/12/13 2:26pm

Why Your Children's Television Program Sucks: Dora The Explorer

A look at the awful children's programming you're forced to endure before you can finally kick the kids out of the TV room to watch sports for eight hours. Illustration by Jim Cooke. » 4/02/13 4:30pm 4/02/13 4:30pm

Why Your Children's Television Program Sucks: Chuggington

A look at the awful children's programming you're forced to endure before you can finally kick the kids out of the TV room to watch sports for eight hours. GIF by Jim Cooke. » 3/13/13 5:00pm 3/13/13 5:00pm

Why Your Children's Television Program Sucks: Wow! Wow! Wubbzy!

A look at the awful children's programming you're forced to endure before you can finally kick the kids out of the TV room to watch sports for eight hours. Illustration by Jim Cooke. » 2/28/13 12:32pm 2/28/13 12:32pm

Why Your Children's Television Program Sucks: Max & Ruby

A look at the awful children's programming you're forced to endure before you can finally kick the kids out of the TV room to watch sports for eight hours. Illustration by Jim Cooke. » 2/18/13 4:45pm 2/18/13 4:45pm