Far be it from me to tell Pat Haden how to do his job, but it has to be difficult to ask student athletes to not react to things childishly and emotionally when you're running down to the field because you just have to yell at an official for a call you didn't like.

That's not a kid. That's not even the grown-up in charge of the kids. That's the grown-up in charge of the rest of the grown-ups who are in charge of the kids. College football is so weird, man.