You’ve encountered enough blog posts with video clips of NBA players goofing around at a basketball camp to know how this is supposed to go. A small child sizes up Victor Oladipo just beyond the three-point line, and you start to get ready for the child to have his shot swatted into the next court or pinned against the backboard.

This kid had other ideas, and if Oladipo ever wants to be accepted back into the NBA, he has to fist fight him. Those are the rules.