The EPL season started this past weekend and Fox and ESPN are gearing up to bring you more and more soccer from England and the rest of Europe this year. Unfortunately, they will deprive U.S. viewers of Sky Sports' Chris Kamara.

Kamara is, without a doubt, one of the most entertaining sports analysts that we've ever seen. Unfortunately, since ESPN and Fox have consolidated their own soccer analysis teams, Kamara will not be included. Soccer fans in the US will have to enjoy their games presented with impressive production values but without the unbridled enthusiasm of a sideline analyst being so excited his similes run together, well, like a bunch of fighting beavers or he completely loses track of the game. Here's hoping someone plucks him up to do coverage for American audiences and not just those lucky enough to get Sky Sports.


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