Mortal enemy of The New York Times Lolo Jones came in a disappointing fourth place during the finals of the 100-meter hurdles today in London. Lolo Jones is also a virgin. Shockingly, there are a few people who think one has something to do with the other. Of course, missing out on a medal had nothing to do with her talent, technique, or the possibility that she didn't have her best day against three better hurdlers. Nope, must've been the lack of sex.

There used to be a Storify embed here, but Storify doesn’t exist anymore :(