Hello again. Earlier this week we all gathered round the wassail to roast the goofiest items in this year’s Williams-Sonoma catalog. HOWEVER, it was a really thick catalog this year, and there simply wasn’t enough room in print for EVERY ridiculous item featured. Especially the champagne saber. So, with that in mind, we thought we’d offer up a little supplement this year, because if the internet is good for anything, it’s franchising gags and overusing them. This little bonus bit of hating is the subject of this week’s Deadcast.

But hark! Avast! Shiver me cakelets! There’s even more audible enjoyment to be had from our little roundtable this week. For Marchman, (new perma co-host) Roth, and I also discuss the putrid Marlins, and we answer just a couple of your questions about caramel, Alabama, and…well, that’s about it. Mostly we ogled expensive coffeemakers.

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