Reader "Genie," who runs an outstanding photo blog at The Inadvertent Gardener, was at the Cedar Rapids Kernels minor league game and witnessed the Insight Vision Eyeball race.

The premise is the same as the sausages in Milwaukee and the Presidents in Washington: Different-colored eyeballs race each other. Green, brown, blue and โ€” mercifully not pictured โ€” red. If we were a player and these were dancing between innings, we'd refuse to take the field.