A Man You Want To See Punched In The Face Instantly Gets Punched In The Face

British fighter Usman Ahmed spends two minutes dancing his way to the ring — and gets knocked out in one. It encapsulates everything good, then bad, then good again about boxing.

Unfortunately, it's too good to be true. Uzzy's entrance and his prompt pummeling are from two different fights. His dancy-dance came prior to a 2009 match against Chris Edwards, which he lost by unanimous decision. The first-round knockout came almost a year later at the hands Ashley Sexton. So that timely comeuppance only exists thanks to one enterprising YouTube mashup.