We were at the Yankees-Red Sox game last night, and noticed something that, finally, someone has clearly pointed out: Alex Rodriguez fiddles with his cup more than anyone else in baseball.

Constantly, constantly, after every single pitch, the guy grabs his own groin. Pulls at it, tugs it, twists, touches, holds โ€” it's like a personal security blanket. He's the Linus van Pelt of ball fiddling.

We aren't quite ready to endorse that blog's theory โ€” crabs โ€” but think it's more of the nervous habit variety. LeBron bites his fingers, A-Rod picks at his crotch. We all have our thing.

A-Rod Has Crabs [Seatown Rags]