Barry Alvarez ascended himself to the post of Wisconsin Badgers head football coach for the Rose Bowl, filling in for a Bret Bielema who'd abandoned his team for the bright lights of Fayetteville. (He gave himself quite the Christmas bonus for the trip, too.) Alas, Alvarez let the natives of Cheeseland down as Wisconsin found itself on the wrong end of a 20-14 loss to Stanford. More embarrassing, though, were his struggles to perform a Horatio Caine routine to the referee with a "Guess you could say my first stint coaching here was just a... false start. YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"