Aaron Donald Looks Extremely Dense

Rams defensive tackle Aaron Donald is listed at 6-foot-1 and 280 pounds, which is a little short and light for his position. Still, he’s the NFL’s reigning defensive player of the year, and he’s absolutely built:

If Donald were a Pokémon, he’d be Machoke:

What the fuck, man:

Given 100 attempts, do you think you and four friends could cleanly take down Aaron Donald? (No, you’d be tired by the fifth try.)

H/t to Rich Hammond