What you missed while waiting in line to watch a movie about penguins waiting in line ...
• MLB: Bonds singles, walks twice as Giants come within five of Padres, so naturally he takes today off.
• MLB: Yankees foolishly use up the rest of their September offense in 20-hit, 17-3 splurge.
Champions League soccer: Lyon beats Real Madrid 3-0 in opener. Don't pretend you're not amazed.